If you’ll excuse us, we have to return some videotapes in this episode on American Psycho.

We enjoy some tall, cold glasses of swirling green liquid in this episode on John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness.

We put on a happy face for this episode on Smile 2.

It might just be that time of the month, but in this episode on Ginger Snaps we are reminded to never rule out the possibility of werewolves.

We try not to faint or vomit in this episode on Terrifier 3.

We signed the waiver so they’re allowed to touch us in this episode on haunted attraction film Hell Fest (2018).

We are young and sexy again in this episode on The Substance.

We wrap up Sequel September from the comfort of our bomb shelter with a discussion on 10 Cloverfield Lane.

We journey back to 1300 AD for this discussion on Army of Darkness, the third installment in the Evil Dead franchise.

In space, no one can hear you scream. But Jason can definitely hear you having sex. Tune in as we discuss the 10th film in the Friday the 13th franchise.

We kick off another Sequel September with this discussion on V/H/S/2.

Tune in for some spoiler-free reviews of streaming/VOD horror films released in 2024. Below is a list of movies discussed with timestamps.

We’re ready to hug some face in this episode on Alien: Romulus.

One great concert can change your life in this episode on M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap.

Rumor has it a friend of a friend listened to this episode on Urban Legend and enjoyed it.

We wrestle with the logic in this pillar of New French Extremity.

We each count down our Top 10 Horror Comedies in this spoiler-free episode.

We finally crack the code to lengthen our legs as we discuss Longlegs.

We will not accept a sequel we do not deserve in this episode on MaXXXine.

We recorded this episode, buried it just beyond the Pet Sematary, and now it’s back and ready for your listening pleasure.

We choose to live in this episode on Godzilla Minus One.

We discuss the directorial debut of Ishana Night Shyamalan in this episode on The Watchers.

We head outside for some yoga in this episode on In a Violent Nature.

We pull off the road for some sleep and a hot shower in this episode on Psycho.

We step into the Pink Opaque in this episode on I Saw the TV Glow.

We discuss this big budget adaptation of one of the scariest video games of all time.

We wonder how many eggs is too many in this episode on Funny Games.

Life finds a way as we’re joined by Ohio Connection Alex to discuss Jurassic Park.

We’ve got a quick and easy way to get out of this town for good in this episode on Don’t Breathe.

Our ballet shoes are just as pointy as our teeth in this episode on Abigail.

Who is watching who in this episode on Watcher?

This episode is all for you as we discuss The First Omen.

We’ve got a great show for you tonight as we discuss Late Night with the Devil.

We check out some of Tom Savini’s best practical effects in The Prowler.

This episode is all for you as we discuss The First Omen.

There’s no use crying over spilled milk in this episode on Possession.

There are more than 5 words in this episode on No One Will Save You.

We are joined by Bryce Hanson from Horror Movie Talk as we discuss Fright Night.

We have seen something evil and we’re here to talk about it in this episode on Speak No Evil.

Be our stinky, decaying Valentine in this episode on Lisa Frankenstein.

Horror? Action? Both? In this episode we discuss whether or not The Terminator can be considered a horror movie.

We struggle to understand the physics of wax in this episode on House of Wax.

We stare into the abyss and it stares back into us in this episode on The Empty Man.

We wrestle with our despair in this episode on The Babadook.

Our parents aren’t home so you should totally come join us for a Night Swim.

We uncover the secrets of the past in this episode on The Changeling.

We count down each of our top 10 horror movies of 2023 and review the year in horror.

‘Tis the season for holiday horror, and this year we’re checking out It’s a Wonderful Knife.

We discuss another 2000s American remake of a Japanese film in this episode on The Grudge. Insert that weird grudge noise here.

We celebrate the 50th anniversary of folk horror classic The Wicker Man.

We continue our journey through the Conjuring Universe with Annabelle.

We celebrate Thanksgiving with Eli Roth’s latest horror film.

Join us as we take a quick shortcut through the woods in this episode on The Ritual.

We discuss an Argentine horror film that many claim to be one of the best of the year in this episode on When Evil Lurks.

We wrap our heads around the fact that Five Nights at Freddy’s had one of the best opening weekends for a horror movie ever.

We discuss V/H/S, the found footage anthology that kicked off a franchise.

The power of Christ and whoever else wants to participate in an exorcism compels us to review this film.

We continue our journey through the Friday the 13th franchise with the most bonkers entry in the franchise so far.

Everyone’s favorite serial-killer-in-denial is back on the big screen in this episode on Saw X.

We pray to the patron saint of podcasting that you will enjoy this episode on The Nun II.

We discuss the pint-sized power couple of Chucky and Tiffany in this episode on Bride of Chucky.

We discuss everyone’s favorite fedora-wearing villain in this episode on The Dream Master.

Tune in for some spoiler-free reviews of streaming/VOD horror films released in 2023 and our recommendations. We recap all of the movies mentioned and recommended at timestamp 43:34.

We discuss the latest take on Bram Stoker’s Dracula in this episode on The Last Voyage of the Demeter.

We discuss what many consider to be M. Night Shyamalan’s worst horror film - The Happening.

Join us as we discuss what is lurking in John Carpenter’s The Fog.

We are here to talk to you about Talk to Me if you’re willing to let us in.

We’d give anything for a Twinkie in this episode on Zombieland.

We get naked and drain each other’s energy during this discussion on Tobe Hooper’s Lifeforce.

We see what the Lambert family has been up to for the past decade on this episode on Insidious: The Red Door.

We discuss a really weird video tape we found in this episode on The Ring.

We discuss a new entry in the holiday horror subgenre in this episode on the horror comedy, The Blackening.

We’re excited to be joined by Whitney Danhauer from Scoops Ahoy: A Stranger Things Podcast as we discuss Jaws.

Our vacation to the woods does not go as planned as we discuss the horror comedy Tucker and Dale vs Evil.

On this special in-person 5 year anniversary episode we each draft our own team of horror movie characters. Keep an eye on social media so you can vote for the winner!

Join us as we discuss the Canadian zombie film, Blood Quantum.

We venture into The Further to discuss James Wan’s Insidious.

We head down under for this discussion of Wolf Creek. Here’s hoping we don’t have any car trouble.

We’re joined by Jason Deuchler from The Brewed Coffee in Chicago as we discuss David Cronenberg’s The Fly.

Motorcycles, vampires, a topless saxophone solo and more in this episode on The Lost Boys.

We’re with the maggots now as we discuss the fifth installment in the Evil Dead film franchise.

Nicolas Cage as Dracula still couldn’t win Renfield the title of #1 horror movie at the box office this weekend. Join us as we discuss the highs and lows of Renfield.

We discuss one of the standouts from the 2007 through 2015 found footage boom in this episode on The Taking of Deborah Logan.

We tackle one of the most iconic horror films of all time in this discussion on Rosemary’s Baby.

We discuss a slasher that is simultaneously an 80s throwback and very much of its own time in this discussion on Hatchet.

We count down our Top 10 Zombie Movies!

Join us as we discuss the sixth installment in everyone’s favorite meta-franchise, Scream VI.

We discuss our first Asian anthology film in this episode on Three… Extremes (2004).

Brian bemoans early 2000s culture in this discussion of Wrong Turn.

We’re joined by Stephen Markley, acclaimed author of Ohio and The Deluge, as we discuss the experimental horror film Skinamarink.

We discuss a campy, gory classic in this episode on Re-Animator.

It would be a lot easier to have this discussion about Knock at the Cabin if you’d just please open the door and let us in.

We're dreaming of a luxurious getaway as we discuss Brandon Cronenberg's Infinity Pool.

We take a long hard look in the mirror as we discuss an Italian giallo film for the first time.

We discuss the benefits and pitfalls of AI-assisted parenting in this episode on M3GAN.

We’re excited to be joined by Jason Breininger from Press Rewind: A Prince Lyrics Podcast as we discuss Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Ashvin and Brian are hoping the motion sensor cameras aren’t triggered during this discussion of Deadstream.

We count down each of our top 5 horror movies of the year, give our picks for best performance, best score, and review the year in horror.

Agnes, it’s us Brian and Ashvin. Join us as we discuss this quintessential Christmas horror film, Black Christmas (1974).

Join us as we digest Luca Guadagnino’s Bones and All.

Ashvin and Brian visit grandma’s house as they discuss M. Night Shyamalan’s comeback movie.

We discuss which minor crimes we would annually commit in this review of The Purge.

We discuss one of the most graphic and intensely violent slasher films of all time, Terrifier 2.

We discuss an influential collaboration between Stephen King and George Romero in this episode on the 1982 anthology, Creepshow.

We discuss the meta horror comedy Cabin in the Woods from the safety of our underground bunker.

We’re back from the spooky fun of Halloween to revel in the grimly realistic horrors of The Poughkeepsie Tapes.

For God’s sake get out of Ashvin’s and my Dutch Colonial! We’d like some privacy as we discuss the influential haunted house film, The Amityville Horror.

David Gordon Green’s trilogy comes to an end with Halloween Ends. Is it with a whimper, a bang, or something in between?

A new Hellraiser movie from the director who brought us The Night House and The Ritual! We have such thoughts to share with you.

We are joined by David Day from Horror Movie Talk as we count down our Top 5 Found Footage Horror Films.

We conclude Sequel September with The Strangers: Prey at Night - let’s find out if this pool scene is as cool as everybody says it is.

The wait for Ti West’s prequel to X is finally over, and now we’re here to talk about it.

We continue Sequel September with a look back at the highest earning film in its franchise, Paranormal Activity 3.

Sequel September begins! It feels like prime time for a discussion on A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.

We discuss one of the wildest endings of all time in this episode on the Stephen King adaptation, The Mist.

We turn out the lights and point some fingers as we discuss A24’s Bodies Bodies Bodies. Also we’re old.

We discuss the latest installment in the Predator franchise, Prey.

We discuss Hammer Horror’s first Dracula film, Horror of Dracula (1958).

We discuss our most anticipated film of the year - Jordan Peele’s Nope.

Is Jennifer’s Body even better all these years later? Join us as we discuss this Karyn Kusama directed, Diablo Cody penned film starring Megan Fox.

Join us as we count down our Top 5 Kills in horror movies. Or maybe it’s Top 10.

Pieces…it’s exactly what you think it is.

We pick up the phone and talk to each other about Scott Derrickson’s The Black Phone.

Jigsaw teaches us to appreciate our lives in this episode on Saw.

We rummage around David Cronenberg’s insides as we discuss his first film in 8 years - Crimes of the Future.

It’s all for you, listeners! Join us as we discuss the 1970s classic The Omen.

Two men talk about all men in this discussion on Men.

On this special in-person 4 year anniversary episode we each draft our own team of horror movies. Keep an eye on social media so you can vote for the winner!

We take a peak under the hood of John Carpenter’s Christine.

We discuss the late 90s box office hit I Know What You Did Last Summer. Our first ever in-person episode!

Happy early Friday the 13th! We continue our franchise journey with the seventh installment in the Friday the 13th franchise.

Mike Flanagan does all the Mike Flanagan things in this episode on Ouija: Origin of Evil.

We discuss Wes Craven’s notorious first feature film, The Last House on the Left. Content warning for scenes of graphic sexual assault.

Be thankful you’ve got something soft and comfortable to sit on for this discussion of Fresh.

We feast upon the granddaddy of all modern zombie films in this episode on Night of the Living Dead (1968).

We discuss one of the wildest endings in horror movie history in this episode on Sleepaway Camp.

Come on in and let us tell you all about Ti West’s X before Daddy gets home.

Join us as we discuss the 2021 slasher There’s Someone Inside Your House and share some unpopular opinions about snacks.

We discuss a rare story told through the medium of film in this episode on Julia Ducournau’s Raw. Tune in to find out if we think the film was well done.

We’re covered in blood and all our friends are dead, but we’ve still got enough fight left in us to count down our Top 5 Final Girls in this spoiler-free episode.

Hop in our Tesla and let’s cruise on autopilot so we can discuss real estate law and Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022).

Seeing a new Scream movie in the theater has us feeling young again. Or at least digitally de-aged. Tune in as we discuss Scream 2022.

It listens to this discussion on The Silence of the Lambs or else it gets the hose again.

We give each other deja vu as we discuss the 2017 slasher Happy Death Day.

Our spheres are polished and headed straight towards you as we discuss the 1979 cult classic Phantasm.

Hold onto your butts as we discuss the nostalgia driven Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, based on the popular book series of the same name.

Our fully formed bodies are discussing a member of the Unholy Trinity of folk horror films - The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971).

We discuss the dangers of living near a tunnel in this episode on Mike Flanagan’s first feature length horror film Absentia (2011).

Join as we discuss the film that inspired the term torture porn - Eli Roth’s 2005 film Hostel.

We count down the top 5 horror movies of 2021 and give our picks for best performance of the year, best monster of the year, and of course, worst horror movie of the year.

What’s that? You’ve been naughty this year? PUNISH! Get into the Christmas spirit with us as we discuss Silent Night, Deadly Night.

My god those bangs. We continue our journey through the Scream franchise in anticipation of 5cream with a discussion on Scream 3.

Don your snowsuit and come mess some people up with us in this episode on The Brood.

Hop into our rowboat and we’ll tell you all about The Night House.

We continue our chronological journey through Rob Zombie’s filmography with this episode on The Lords of Salem.

It’s just a little fold in the space-time continuum, what could go wrong? Join us as we say the phrase “blood orgy” more than we ever thought possible in this episode on Event Horizon.

Let us magically whisk you away to the swinging 60s with this discussion of Edgar Wright’s Last Night in Soho.

Have a handkerchief and perhaps a moist towelette at the ready for this discussion on the splatstick horror comedy, Drag Me To Hell.

Say what you will about Michael Myers, but you can’t keep the man down. Join as we discuss this tenacious fellow in our episode on Halloween Kills.

I’d like to apologize for this episode on The Blair Witch Project. I’m sorry Ashvin’s mom, I’m sorry to my mom, I’m sorry to all of your moms. This was my project. I insisted. It’s my fault.

Things get a little bit shaky as we discuss the 90s classic that birthed an entire franchise - Tremors.

Join us as we struggle to unpack what James Wan has done with 2021’s Malignant.

Our Sequel September ends as it began with a meta-sequel that is not afraid to poke fun at itself and its predecessor. Join as we discuss a childhood favorite - Gremlins 2: The New Batch.

We strap on our jocks and take a long hard look at A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge.

At the beginning of Sequel September, Scream 2 purported that Aliens may be better than Alien. Let’s have a look-see!

We head back to the theater to check out one of our most anticipated films of the year - Nia DaCosta’s Candyman (2021).

We get excited for 5cream and kick off yet another Sequel September with this episode on Scream 2.

Brian and Ashvin briefly swap bodies for this episode on Freaky (2020).

Trust is a hard thing to come by in this episode on John Carpenter’s The Thing.

Happy almost Friday the 13th! We continue our journey through the franchise with this episode on the sixth installment - Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives.

Gird your loins as we discuss the notoriously gory French horror film, Inside (2007).

Pull up a chair and a carton of vanilla ice cream as we discuss the home invasion classic, The Strangers.

We gently gnaw on each other’s brains in this discussion of the cult-classic zombie film, The Return of the Living Dead.

Join us as we walk a mile in Maud’s extremely uncomfortable shoes in this discussion on Saint Maud.

Oil up those biceps and tune in for this discussion on 1987’s Predator.

Grab your UV light and join us as we discuss the 2010 Norwegian found footage film, Trollhunter.

Ed and Lorraine are back in action! Join us as we discuss The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It.

We’re back in the theater! If you’re ready to join us, tune in as we discuss A Quiet Place Part II.

We celebrate our 3 year anniversary by counting down our top 5 opening scenes in horror! We follow that with some honorable mentions, and an “ask us anything” session where we answer some listener questions. If you don’t want the opening of a movie spoiled, use the timestamps below to skip to the next movie.

We discuss another Halloween Haunt horror film in this episode on Hell House LLC.

We discuss our first 2021 release! And what a release it is. Join us as we discuss the highly anticipated Zack Snyder release, Army of the Dead.

Join us as we discuss Edgar Wright’s quintessential zombie comedy, Shaun of the Dead.

We get pumped for the 3rd Conjuring installment with this discussion on The Conjuring 2.

We go a bit batty as we discuss the Fangoria Chainsaw Award-nominated Amulet from 2020.

Grab some popcorn and cotton candy, and tune in as we discuss this campy 80s cult classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

In this film, Josh Hartnett attempts to abstain from being murdered by vampires for 30 days. Can he pull it off? Tune in as we discuss.

We discuss a seminal 80s summer camp slasher in this episode on The Burning.

We tackle one of the most influential horror movies of the 2000s. Join us as we discuss the found footage blockbuster Paranormal Activity.

We discuss what is widely regarded as one of the best horror films of 2020, the Shudder original Anything for Jackson.

We discuss the home invasion, possibly mumblegore film, You’re Next.

We’re joined by our friend Amy as we discuss Dario Argento’s classic Italian horror film, Suspiria. And thanks to Amy we now have some Horror Movie Club merchandise! Check out this awesome coaster set including images from some of our favorite films as well as our logo! Use the discount code MOVIECLUB for 15% off the set, or any item in Amy’s store.

We count down our Top 5 Horror Villains! With honorable mentions included it turns out to be a top 10 list. This is a spoiler-lite episode with only 2 instances of spoilers, so keep your wits about you at the timestamps below…

Come on down the river with us as we discuss Deliverance and its influence on, or perhaps even creation of, an entire subgenre of horror. Also in this episode - Ashvin may finally be vindicated for a phraseology flub that dates back to episode 2.

We’re all dressed up and ready for the prom. What could go wrong? Join us as we discuss the first Stephen King work ever to be put on screen, Carrie.

It is better that you should rush upon this blade than enter this episode with fear in your heart. How do you enter?

We take full responsibility for this discussion on 2017’s Mayhem starring Steven Yeun and Samara Weaving.

Join us, boys and ghouls, as we gush about Billy Zane in this episode on Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight.

We dive into the haunted house and jump scare trends of 2010s horror in this episode on The Conjuring.

This week we are joined by Whitney from the Lights, Camera, No podcast to discuss the anthology film The Mortuary Collection released on Shudder in October 2020. Check out Lights, Camera, No wherever you listen to podcasts!

Join us as we dissect one of the most beloved indie horror movies from the 2010s, The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

Join us as we discuss one of the most buzzed about horror movies of 2020 - Brandon Cronenberg's Possessor.

Happy New Year, everybody! We close out the year by reflecting on 2020 releases and all of the films we reviewed this year.

Happy Holidays, everybody! We’re getting into the spirit with a discussion on the Christmas classic, Gremlins.

We discuss one of the least Christmasy Christmas movies in recent memory, I Trapped The Devil.

Join us as we discuss the found footage mockumentary Lake Mungo. Then go through all your photos and check for extra faces.

Tune in as we review The Wretched, a film that set box office records this summer, but also a film that many probably haven’t even heard of.

Our first werewolf movie! And it only took us 130-some episodes. Tune in as we discuss the classic An American Werewolf in London.

Do you like scary movies? How about podcasts about scary movies? If you answered yes to either of these questions we’d recommend checking out this discussion on Scream. Also we’re outside your house k bye.

Happy almost Friday the 13th! This week we are joined by Brian from The Blood Buddies: Horror Podcast as we discuss the 5th installment of the Friday the 13th franchise - Friday the 13th: A New Beginning! Check out The Blood Buddies wherever you listen to your podcasts!

We can't decide if this episode is unintentionally coming at the perfect time or the worst time. Tune in for our discussion of the controversial film, The Hunt (2020).

Happy Halloween, everybody! This year we celebrate with a discussion on the polarizing Rob Zombie film, Halloween (2007). Check out our Patreon page for an additional episode on the sequel!

We soak in some Halloween vibes with a discussion on the 2014 found footage film The Houses October Built.

We celebrate October by discussing one our favorite films - It Follows (2014).

Happy October, everybody! We kick off the month with a spooky, retro 80s throwback - The House of the Devil!

We conclude Sequel September with a discussion on the 2nd installment in Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy - The Devil’s Rejects.

We keep on rolling with Sequel September with a discussion on The Exorcist III.

Sequel September continues as we discuss the speedy zombie sequel 28 Weeks Later.

We discuss how Mark Duplass’s creepiness reminds Ashvin of Brian in this episode on the found footage sequel Creep 2.

We kick off Sequel September with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!

Join us as we discuss the Tarantino-penned, Rodriguez-directed 90s classic, From Dusk Till Dawn.

Join us as we discuss the already historically significant Zoom horror film, Host (2020). This is the first major horror release filmed during quarantine that includes the coronavirus pandemic in its plot.

We count down our top 5 scariest shots of all time! With some honorable mentions included, of course. There are a few spoilers mentioned, so spoiler timestamps are noted below for your listening safety.

Join us for a discussion about Zombie AKA Zombi 2 AKA Zombie Flesh Eaters AKA that movie with the eye trauma scene AKA that movie with the shark fighting a zombie.

We discuss the emotional impact and horror elements in the much buzzed about 2020 horror drama Relic. Come for the movie review, stay for the random tangent on urination in horror movies. Enjoy!

It only took us 117 episodes to discuss perhaps the most iconic horror movie villain of all time, but we got there. Join us as we discuss the original A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Hey folks! We’re starting a monthly series where we discuss endeavors from independent filmmakers. These are films you may not have heard of but that we think you should check out. Today’s spoiler-free discussion is on a found footage feature length film called Intrusion, and a short that was turned into a yet to be released feature, titled Fried Barry. Links to watch Intrusion and Fried Barry are below…

We must go deeper into the crevasse as we discuss the early 2000s classic, The Descent.

Oof. We try to keep things light as we discuss another bleak one…Hagazussa from 2017.

In the year between its January 2019 debut at Sundance and its release to the public in early 2020, there was a lot of buzz building in the horror community for The Lodge. Let’s see what all the fuss is about.

Join us as we discuss the unique blend of fun and gravity presented in the 1995 horror anthology Tales from the Hood.

In this episode we discuss the influential blaxploitation horror film Blacula from 1972. Come for the discussion of the historical significance of this movie, stay for the epic geography blunders.

Join us as we discuss how Brahms: The Boy II stacks up to its 2016 predecessor The Boy.

We had to squeeze in one more remake. This week we’re discussing The Hills Have Eyes from 2006, a remake of the Wes Craven classic from 1977.

We check out one of the most well-regarded post-2000s remakes in this episode on Dawn of the Dead from 2004.

We continue our month of remakes, reboots and reimaginings with a a discussion on the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Join us for a soul feast as we discuss one of the most well-received remakes/reboots of the last 20 years…Evil Dead.

We kick off a month of remakes, reboots, and re-imaginings with this U.S. remake of the Spanish film Rec.

Just two squares hoping to add some depth to our show by discussing the 90s sci-fi thriller, Cube.

We discuss the low budget 80s classic, Sam Raimi’s The Evil Dead. I wouldn’t skip this one if I were you. The trees won’t let you leave.

We dip our toes into extreme cinema as we discuss the notoriously hard to watch French film Martyrs.

Keep your friends close and your genitals closer as we venture deep into The Green Inferno, Eli Roth’s gory cannibal flick.

We made it to 100! Thanks so much to all of you who’ve listened and engaged with us. We celebrate you by talking entirely about…ourselves? Join us for a spoiler-free countdown of our top 5 horror movies of all time.

We discuss the sci-fi/horror classic Alien from 1979 (and condoms a bunch for some reason).

You may think you’re social distancing, but The Invisible Man is less than 6 feet away! Take your mind off these trying times with our discussion on Leigh Whannell’s The Invisible Man.

Our friend Joseph joins us to balance out the discussion on Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. One thing we all agree on is that Crispin Glover’s dance moves get 5 stars.

Universal Monsters are soooo hot right now. So join us as we discuss Creature From The Black Lagoon!

Follow us to a strange house in the woods as we discuss Gretel & Hansel, the latest film from horror director Oz Perkins. And bring your delicious children! I mean children. Just regular children.

In this episode, we discuss Bliss - a movie so trippy that apparently we don’t even agree on the basic premise. That might have more to do with us than the movie.

Happy Valentine’s Day! We didn’t have high hopes for this 2009 remake of 1981’s My Bloody Valentine. Tune in to find out whether or not we were pleasantly surprised.

Considering this movie recently made a lot of “best of the decade” lists and Ashvin is obsessed with Imogen Poots, we figured we’d better discuss Green Room.

We’re ashamed that it took us this long to watch this movie. Tune in as we discuss Ready or Not, which is widely considered one of the best horror films of 2019.

We discuss Fangoria’s Satanic Panic. Or if you’re Walmart…just Panic. They just call it Panic.

We discuss one of the more buzzed about movies from 2019 - Haunt. This one wins the imaginary 2019 superlative for Coolest Masks.

Join as we discuss our first Rob Zombie film! Sorry to you Zombie fans if we make any mistakes…we’re only human. In fact, we make so many mistakes we’re More Human Than Human. I’ll see myself out.

Happy 2020, everybody! In this episode, we reflect on the horror offerings of 2019 and all the movies we watched this year.

Happy Holidays, everyone! Join us as we discuss 2019’s Black Christmas and all its trimmings.

Time for Christmas horror! Better Watch Out turns the babysitter horror sub-genre on its head. But is it a turn for the worse?

We continue our journey through the Friday the 13th franchise in celebration of this coming Friday the 13th! If you want to keep the fun rolling, you can listen to our friends at The Movie Cellar podcast discuss the next film in the franchise this week!

Before his Lord of the Rings days, Peter Jackson made some of the goriest movies of all time. Today, we discuss his hilariously disgusting horror comedy, Dead Alive/Braindead.

Nearly 40 years later we’ve been given a sequel to The Shining. Oddly enough, most movie-goers didn’t really seem to care. But we cared. Tune in to find out if we still did after we saw Doctor Sleep.

We discuss the 2019 summer blockbuster Crawl! In this movie, two characters are trapped in a house with multiple alligators. You heard that right. There is more than one alligator.

In this episode, we discuss the much anticipated follow-up to The Witch…The Lighthouse from Robert Eggers.

Zombieland came out in 2009 at the height of the zombie craze in popular media. Ten years later, at a time when zombies have gotten a bit stale, can Zombieland: Double Tap recapture the magic of the original? Tune in as we discuss.

Happy Halloween! As a Halloween treat we’re giving you a bonus episode this week. Listen in as we discuss how Halloween II stacks up against its predecessor.

We asked all of you some Halloween-themed questions and you gave some great responses! Thank you to every who responded and helped to make this a great episode.

We discuss the 2011 remake of the 1980s classic vampire movie Fright Night. We also discuss the fact that Ashvin loves Imogen Poots so much that he wrote a song about her. We’ll even tell you where to find that song on the interwebs!

This film birthed a horror icon in Pinhead and kicked off a 10 movie franchise. Join us as we wonder exactly what hell the “Butterball” cenobite might be experiencing in the original Hellraiser.

We discuss one of the most influential horror movies of all time, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and whether or not it’s as gory as it’s often thought to be.

Nearly 50 years after its release, The Exorcist is still considered one of the scariest movies of all time. Join us as we discuss whether or not this film stands the test of time.

Chucky’s back! We conclude Sequel September by discussing Child’s Play 2.

Join us as we discuss one of the biggest films of 2019, horror or otherwise, It: Chapter Two. Does it live up to the expectations?

Friday the 13th is in 2 days! Pamela Voorhees’s disembodied voice is urging you to get an early start with our review of Friday the 13th Part 2.

Something about a sequel released 23 years after one of the most iconic films of all time just sounds wrong, doesn’t it? Let’s see if Psycho II can change our minds.

We discuss one of the most quintessential haunted house movies of all time - Poltergeist. And one of the most notorious movie curses.

We get ourselves pumped up for the upcoming release of It: Chapter Two by revisiting 2017’s It.

We discuss May The Devil Take You - an Indonesian homage to The Evil Dead. Watch on Netflix then listen in!

We discuss the much anticipated and for some quickly forgotten Jim Jarmusch zom-com, The Dead Don’t Die.

We chat about one of the standout films from a decade that is often considered one of the worst for horror. Gather round the bathroom mirror for a discussion on Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman…

The Nun stars Taissa Farmiga as a nun sent to investigate strange happenings at a remote monastery. Nun hijinks ensue in the 5th installment of The Conjuring franchise.

Take your clothes off and gather around, everybody. We’re discussing Midsommar - Ari Aster’s much anticipated follow-up to Hereditary.

Ethan Hawke plays a true crime writer who stumbles upon some disturbing 8mm film in his recently purchased murder house. Reason #61 not to buy a murder house.

We discuss the controversial remake that has been the buzz of the horror community for the past year or so…Child’s Play 2019.

Twists and turns abound in this year’s Netflix original, The Perfection. Tune in for our spoiler-filled review.

Our good friend Alex joins us for a discussion on Slice. This A24 horror-comedy from last year got mixed reviews, but you can’t say it didn’t have a….Chance.

This week we talk about one of the strangest movies we’ve ever seen.

Happy Birthday to us! To celebrate our one year anniversary as a show, we let our listeners and friends on social media generate the content of this episode via a series of questions we posted on social media. Thanks to all of you for your great answers!

Today we’re discussing the 2015 horror-comedy The Final Girls with modern day scream queen Taissa Farmiga.

Another year, another Conjuring Universe movie making big money at the box office. But is it any good?

We discuss the Argentinian, Fangoria Chainsaw Award-nominated, Long Naked Tom-starring film, Terrified. Not to be confused with Terrifier which we covered in a previous episode.

Blumhouse silently dropped this movie onto Netflix earlier this spring. We were intrigued.

Natalie Portman, mutant bear monsters and plant people…today we’re talking sci-fi/horror with Annihilation.

Episode 50! We’re joined for this one by our pal, Joseph, as we discuss the bonkers, psychedelic, demon boner-filled Mandy.

Let’s take about pets baby, let’s talk about you and me, let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things about movies, let’s talk about pets. Let’s talk about pets. Oh hello…didn’t see you there. We’re talking about Pet Sematary!

Did Jordan Peele do it again? Spoiler alert: Yes. Tune in as we discuss Us.

Celebrate the spring season with an episode on April Fool’s Day! Not starring Vincent Price. Vincent Price is not in this movie, Ashvin.

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Wouldst thou like to hear Brian’s Black Philip impression? If you answered yes to either of those, tune in to our discussion on The Witch!

In anticipation of Jordan Peele’s Us, we’re pregaming with an episode on Get Out!

Happy almost St. Patrick’s Day! Listen as we celebrate with Leprechaun from 1993. Jennifer Aniston’s feature film debut!

We jump into some found footage with this film about a Da-Vinci-Code-esque quest beneath the catacombs of Paris that goes all to Hell.

Vincent Price stars as a witch hunter in 17th century England. This movie gets a lot of respect in film nerd circles, tune in to find out what we think. And to find out what Folk Horror is.

Rider Strong, Corey’s cute friend from Boy Meets World, stars in this story about a flesh-eating virus ruining a cabin getaway.

We get romantic with an episode on My Bloody Valentine. A slasher that tried to ride the trend of slasher movies named after holidays (Black Christmas, Halloween, Friday the 13th) that had big box office numbers. Tune in to find out how that turned out.

Content Warning: In this episode, two dudes discuss a rape-revenge movie and try to unpack the rape-revenge subgenre. If that sounds like a hard pass for you, then you may want to skip this one. If not, then here goes nothing…

We watch our first film from the famed Hammer Film Productions company that cranked out a ton of horror movies from the 50s through 70s. Beware the Curse of Frankenstein!

A man spends a night alone ghost hunting in a haunted house in this genuinely creepy “micro-budget” movie. Shout out to listener Kyle for the recommendation!

A film directed by Clive Barker and starring David Cronenberg has to be good, right? Right? In this episode we discuss Nightbreed - the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Over the past 2 weeks, the internet has been flooded with Bird Box memes, outspoken dislike, and the infamous Bird Box challenge. Wondering what the hell is going on? Tune in as we discuss the Netflix film that has taken the internet by storm.

Enjoy a spoiler-free discussion on our year in horror! We discuss what we watched this year, what we’ve yet to watch, and where the genre is headed in 2019 and beyond. Happy New Year, everybody!

Happy Holidays! If you’re reading this, it means Krampus has spared you for another year. Celebrate by checking out our episode on the instant Christmas classic, Krampus (2015).

Is this movie a cloaked confession that Stanley Kubrick helped the U.S. government fake the moon landing? Probably not. Is it an allegory for the plight of Native Americans in the face of European imperialism? Quite possibly. Is it one of the best horror movies ever made? Definitely. Join us as we discuss. Forever. And ever. And ever.

Join us as we discuss the techno thriller Cam. Another 2018 Netflix release that is definitely worth a watch.

Today, we’re discussing the J.J. Abrams produced, Nazi zombie film, Overlord. We speculate about the reasons this movie has barely made its money back in the theaters, and we do some good old-fashioned disagreeing along the way.

A Basque film…tune in to find out what that means and why it’s significant. This is another October Netflix release. Is it obvious we’re catching up on what we missed while we were doing our October “takes place on Halloween” series?

Today we’re talking about a gory Italian classic from Lucio Fulci, who is considered by many to be one of the best Italian horror directors of all time. Tune in to find out how many faces come apart in this movie.

Malevolent is a good old-fashioned ghost story with a twist…for better or worse.

There’s been a bit of buzz as of late about Apostle, a recent addition to Netflix’s horror catalogue. Let’s see what all the fuss is about, shall we?

Bonus episode! As a Halloween treat from us to you, we’re releasing two episodes today…the original Halloween and the 2018 Halloween. Enjoy!

Happy Halloween, everybody! Is there a better way to close our series of movies that take place on Halloween than with the original Halloween movie from 1978? The only better way would be to also give you a special bonus episode today as a Halloween treat. Enjoy!

Oooh boy, this one is a doozy. Brace yourself for some pretty graphic violence as we discuss the modern slasher, Terrifier.

Keeping the Halloween ball rolling with another anthology of stories that takes place on Halloween.

We’re so excited to be joined by special guest Amy of Amy May Pop Art as we discuss one of her favorite films, Night of the Demons from 1988. Amy is our unofficial horror movie mentor, and we have her to thank for our great logo. Check out some of Amy’s horror-themed art on her AmyMayPopArt Etsy page.

Trick ‘r Treat birthed a horror icon and is widely considered one of the best horror anthologies of all time. Tune in to find out if we agree.

Today, we discuss the feel-bad road trip movie The Monster from 2016.

Director Anna Biller wanted to recapture the glamor of 1960s Hollywood with The Love Witch. Mission accomplished. Join us as we discuss!

Do you know where your children are? Hopefully, they’re not with Emelie. Today, we discuss the 2015 thriller Emelie that may have parents thinking twice about their next date night. 

Get set to sweat as we discuss all the great one-liners in John Carpenter’s sci-if horror They Live. Tune in to find out what group of people have adopted this movie as a carrier of their message. Hint: the worst group of people.

We’ve never disagreed more on a movie than during our conversation on Kevin Smith’s polarizing horror comedy, Tusk. Join us as we’re baffled by each other’s opinions, and let us know what side you’re on...#walrusyes or #walrusno.

Stephen Markley, author of the critically acclaimed novel Ohio, joins us to discuss his novel, his love for Stephen King, and of course, Misery. “Ohio” is now available wherever books are sold. Go buy it, ya dirty birdies!

Every vampire movie is in debt to Nosferatu, and as a result to Bram Stoker. Tune in to hear about vampire lore, delicious Ohio beer, and find out why this movie caused the production company to go bankrupt.

Zombies! Nazis! Wait...Zombie Nazis! Today's episode is on Dead Snow, a Norwegian horror comedy from 2009. Join us as we discuss the timeline of the 21st century zombie craze, zombies in academia, and...intestines. Gross.

Today we discuss what many consider the best zombie movie of all time, George Romero’s Dawn of the Dead from 1978. 

Love it or hate it, everybody is talking about it. Or at least they were a few weeks ago when it came out. Better late than never...today we’re talking about Hereditary!

Amazingly, neither one of us had ever seen Child’s Play, the 1988 film that kicked off the career of one of the most recognizable characters in horror history...Chucky! Join us as we take a journey through 80’s action movie tropes and introduce you to a real life doll that’s even creepier than Chucky.

We celebrate Friday the 13th with a very special guest...Jason! Okay, not that Jason, but the next best one. Jason cohosts the Adventures in Pod Taste! (AiPT!) Podcast and is a super fan of the Friday the 13th franchise. Join us as Jason defends the franchise like the other Jason defends Camp Crystal Lake. But with less stabbing.

Step into The Void as we discuss the many horror subgenres afoot in this 2016 film. How many subgenres is too many?

This week's episode is on the Japanese techno horror movie Pulse from 2001. Listen as we discuss the early days of the internet and get nostalgic about young chatroom romance. 34/m/NC looking for a 34/m/IL to discuss horror movies with.

Definitely the creepiest movie we’ve covered so far. This week’s episode is on 2017’s Veronica from Paco Plaza. Spain knows how to bring the scares.

Join us as we discuss David Cronenberg’s Videodrome from 1983, a slightly bonkers body horror starring James Woods and Debbie Harry AKA the lead singer of Blondie.

In this episode, we discuss the biggest horror movie of 2018 so far, John Krasinki’s A Quiet Place. Nailed it, Jim.

In this episode, we discuss the classic House on Haunted Hill starring Vincent Price, which spawned a not-so-classic remake starring Chris Kattan.

Welcome to Horror Movie Club! A podcast where two dudes, who are not quite nerds but not quite newbs, choose a horror movie each week to rate and review. In this short kickoff episode, we explain what the show is all about. Listen if you dare...bwaaahaahaaa! But seriously, it's safe. Please listen.